WHERE MY BITCHES AT???

Today is my Killers day so I need some Killers spam before the end of the night. Help a brother out.

In the past hour I have found out:

-The discovery Channel accepts pay pal. I CAN OWN MYTHBUSTERS ON DVD. Isn't that the greatest. When I'm not working or fapping about The Killers, I can relax at home and watch Mythbusters when ever I want. That is THEE LIFE. I can watch Tori and his rugged manliness all day.

-Ryan Stock and Amberlynn are from MY home town and live in MY home town. RYAN STOCK IS FROM EDMONTON AND LIVES IN EDMONTON. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD! asdasdsadsadsadasd THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE OF ME "ACCIDENTALLY" BUMPING INTO MY TRUE LOVE ON THE STREET. Can I get a Woot Woot.

-And last but not least. It is now October 9th. Do you know what comes out October 9th?...


Ya, tell me about it.

AND I have money.

I SHOULD be posting about RAH trailer and WDLS demo but I save myself. I dont want to hear it and then when it finally comes out be like "Oh, thats' old news"


Okay, so that's enough excitement for one night. I'm going to go to bed now and try to steady my heart beat.

Dear caps people and people alike.

Spam me with Killers spam. I Never get spammed...bitches.

I am feeling better now so Franz Ferdinand pictures are on the Horizon.

My icon picture is so hot I want to take it behind the school and get it PREGNANT.
It's so hot it's causing the ice caps to melt. BA DUM DUM TSSSSS.



 

HAY PPL HAY!!!

Yesterday I went to the fair and it was 99.9% epic:
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Short update:

My shifts:
Friday = 10 am till 10:30 pm
Sat = 2pm till 11pm
Sunday = 9:45 am till 12am.

3 DOUBLE SHIFTS IN A ROW. I was suppose to be off at 6 on Friday and Sunday but I was black mailed into staying. My paycheck is going to be huge. 12 shifts, 3 of which are time and a half. Aww yeah.

deadbeatdancer do you still want to change your username? You can next week when I get paid.

I finally listened to my FF cd's in full! that band is frekin amazing. I am so glad I started listening to them.

And...


That is all.

OH HAI PPL

Sorry for the delay, I was accompanying Brandon on one of his missionary ventures, the one that capslock_emily DIDN'T WANT TO COME ON. SHAMMMMMEEEE.

But now i'm back. This post is gonna take for eva to write.

What happened in the last 2 weeks:

I work 6 shifts a week now so the only thing interesting that happened to me is I sprained my wrist on the last day of MAM/Canada Day.
This "do not cross" sign jumped out onto the road (must have been drunk) and I crashed into it on my bike. But because i'm such a frekin bad ass I kept on riding even though I was in agony. I cried, but still BAD ASS. IKR. Also I haven't rode a bike in donkey's years so once again raising the bad ass bar higher and higher.

You guise, i've been to nice too my enemy saulandromans WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!

Also some bitch on deviant art STOLE on of my Brandon pic. I'M GOING TO PUNCH HER IN HER OVERIES.

How do I make my LJ friends only??? anyone?


I am about to show you random pictures of my life as proof that I actually have one. I hate it. My life in the last 2 weeks, I could have been at home on the puter BUT NOOOOOOOOO
( My Boring life )

And even though I HATE HATE HATE people reading my stuff, I told my favourite person ever neonntiger (BECAUSE ILH) and my new BFF therebeldiamond that I would post this mini thing I wrote on The Killers at 3am while watching a documentary on David Bowie.
Did I mention I wrote it in the memo section of my black berry. I am no good at writing but I am my own worst critic. No where close to the type of writing deadbeatdancer creates.

Arg here it is:

( My Killers bb essay. er )

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


That is all.

NIGHT NIGHT



















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Whats shakin people?!?!?!

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Before I go into my epic Brandon ABC's post I just want to express my hate for friends.

You dont have to read, I just needed to get this out of my system.

My so called best friend and I went shopping on Friday, 10 mins into it I wanted to leave.

She was playing guitar hero at HMV and she called me a bitch because I could play Hard mode while she could play medium but what ever then I was like "We got to go to chapters" and she asks why and I said "To see if they have the music magazine with TK on it (refereeing to Drummer, Bass, and Guitar, player magazines) then there is a pause and she has the audacity to say "I think you should give up this obsession with The Killers"
i almost slapped a bitch

Where in the fuck does she get off telling me this? I seriously almost walked out, I was not having that and I was like "No why would I ever" then she goes on about this whiny bitchy rant on how I would send her up The River for The Killers, and at that moment I would have gladly. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking selfish bitch I wouldn't.

A) They have been a huge part of my life for like what 4/5 years now. Why would I give that up
B) They've helped me through some tough times in my life, more then I can say about her
C) Just because she is unhappy because she thinks the love of her life left doesn't mean I can't be. SELFISH
D) She wanted to go all the way down to Texas for a Twilight convention WE LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA, and she calls me obsessive.
C) She stalks this guys facebook page and she calls me a stalker!

WHY CANT I HAVE NORMAL FRIENDS! then we dont talk for like 5 mins and we go down stairs because I needed to buy 2 cd's (the previous Franz cd's) I was looking at them for like 2 mins tops and then she was like "ARE YOU DONE YET!"
WTF is that! it's okay for her to spend an hour and a half in a store because she cant decide whether she wants the Purple skirt or the Black skirt but I cant look at 2 cd's for 2 mins. WHERE DO I GET OFF!

We leave and then we meet up with Mike, we dont have a lot in common so we dont really talk, but I buy him starbucks anyways and then after that I get completely ignored ppl! she needed to buy a pipe for our friend Mandelle because her birthday is soon and she needed Mike's advice on it. For 2 people who "quite pot" they sure do like to talk about pipes. I didn't feel comfortable looking at them so I walk around the store and then we go to ANOTHER pipe store and the totally ditched me there too so I was half way to the theatre to leave when I remembered we already had tickets for the proposal so I head back but I was about to text her saying "Go see the fucking movie with him because i'm leaving" but I just waited outside instead, they had the audacity to say "way to run away" (HATE THEM HATE THEM) and then Mike finally leaves and Marina and I go to Lush (the hand made soap store) and then guess what that fucking bitch said "way to ignore me and just text people" WTF WTF WTF WTF! you fucking cow! so I dont say anything back to her and then we go to dinner. When we get there 2 Killers songs come on so naturally i'm excited and she got mad because I was excited to hear them. She was like "Do you know them personally" and I was like "No, but I shouldn't have to" SHUT HER UP, the entire night after that I was all smiles and everything and we go see our movie. She calmed down when we got to the theatre and I go outside to get us both waters and I go to BK where Travis and Alex are working MY FAVORITE 2 GUYS EVAR so I start talking to them and honestly if It wasn't for the fact I actually really wanted to see this movie I would have just spent the rest of the night talking to them. I was much happier.

I get back and the previews start and the preview for the new Twilight movie comes on and she fucking squeezes my arm, did I say anything NO, BECAUSE I SUPPORT MY FRIENDS INTERESTS NOT LIKE SOME BITCHES IN THIS WORLD.

After seeing RG's adorableness in that movie it calmed her down but honestly I still want to slap her, she said if I ever hit her again then our friendship is over (I have this instant reflect that I hit people when I get excited, i'm trying to stop but it's hard) and honestly i'm not strong, she should just grow a pair of balls.

Oh and I told her about how Brandon's Flowers dream is to shake Morrissey's hand and she calls me a stalker. BITCH.

Plus I told her i'm celebrating their birthdays and again I get accused of being a stalker even though she is celebrating the day her and the guy that she liked kissed.

A) IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT MENT NOTHING. IT WAS A GOODBYE KISS, THERE WAS NO ROMANCE IN IT, IT WAS JUST AN AH WTF KISS. Kiss is to much of a romantic word to use, lets just call it tonsil tennis.
B) If she really loved him she would want him to be happy, thats not the case here. She doesn't want him to have any friends because she doesn't want to get replaced. Seriously Trevor and I bonded over her and not in a good way lets just call it that. It was when I tried smoking for the first time and he was being my hero that day, he was the only one who didn't judge me and I told him that Marina judged me even though she smokes and he was like "Thats because Marina is a hypocrite" and he was all srs business over it.

I am cotemplating whether or not I should go on her facebook and send her this article:
( idk if this is working )


Thats it until I finish photoshopping this adorable amazing pictures.

See you soon <3

 

I have magical powers that link me to TK, a sixth sense.
Here is why:

It all started a couple years ago when I fell asleep watching Much Music, I was fast asleep and the second I wake up GUESS WHICH BAND COMES ON THE T.V? and now ever since then I can hear their songs from a miles away. When I was shopping for some reason I had this strange urge to go into Bootlegger and then when i get in there HUMAN IS PLAYING. It was on a friday so it was hella busy and I was on the other side of the fountain so there is no way I could have heard it. RN I wasn't even paying attention and then all of a sudden I hear "Human" and I rush myself upstairs to see a 5 second clip of it talking about how they are nominated at the MTV awards ON 621!

I'M A WIZARD AND I KNOW IT

I'm not even listening to "Get Trashed" i'm listening to "Love me" by the Cardigans because i'm cool.


-My life is so fucking boring lol.
-I got trained in box office yesterday and it was so much fun. Lol when Brent was cashing me off I told him he was a nerd because he had glasses and he was like "YOU DONT LIKE MY GOGGLES" with the back lisp and I fucking CREAMED lol. Then Justin came in and we were talking about religious figures and Now i'm the Joseph Smith of the theatre lol.

-I was in such a good mood yesterday because of (of coursee) THE KILLERS. For some reason it was the small things about them that made me happy, things that are like every day people, like how Ronnie is named after his dad and that he goes to his friend for dentistry and how Dave liked the muppet babies and I have muppet babies vhs in my room (In my Keuning Korner if I might add) or how Brandon likes golfing and I guess bbqing or how Mark goes on ebay, I love it, I love it all. Seriously they make me happier then anything else in this world possibly could.

-Alex the douche downloaded ALL the songs on the list I made for him, he's my music buddy and what I love the most is HE LIKES THE KAISER CHIEFS (well he likes "Na na na na na" [the song i'm listening to now]) i'm going to make him another list of Kaiser Chiefs songs so he can tell his friends, then they can tell their friends, and so on SO THEY CAN COME TO CANADA JFC! btw on the list I requested "Time" by Pink Floyd and beside it I was like "Oh hey, The Killers did a version of this" just because.

-At the award show I wont "Most likely to serve people raw fries" and I won a thermometer. My speech was "It only happened once" and I walked off.  Ew I had to dress up but the skirt I got was actually really nice. I might wear it on sat and if anyone asks I'll just say all my skinnies aren't washed, just for good measure.

-Marina fucking broke my camera, all the pictures are coming out blury and when you put the flash on it comes out dark as HALE. FML

Thats it for now. I'm going to try my best to make a Mark gif.

Oh ya, I started writing neonntiger and I story on how Dave and Brandon abducted us.

Oh ya:


A) Mark looks cute here okay!
B) Mark and Ronnie gheyness, WE MUST ALERT THE GRAND ELDERS!

So much to tell. Well not really. This is really just a post so my biffle (ANNNNNNDDDDDDRRRREEEEEAAAAAA) can spam my post. 
But do join in, it shall be ever so much fun. YOU GUISE SHOULD KNOW WHAT I LIKE BY NOW.

Just so you know purplecobras and I are now arch nemesis' but keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
BTW bb i picked out our battle costumes:


You:


Me:
I'm a bad ass Joseph Smith i guess.


I haven't much to say. I just really need cheering up, this is why mah life sucks rn:
-My dad is still in the hospital
-I am missing Vancouver like CRAZY
-On tuesday my so called 'friend' Alex not only spent the last half of our shift making fun of me but TK even though I know he likes them but he just knew it would bother me and then he to other people to join in.
-My back hurts
-I just got paid today and it went to my sister and she has a tendancy of not paying people back even though i NEED that money.

Whats good:
-I wrote on my arms with sharpies agian.
-Dave is mighty hot in the new interview

Oh and my Dave dream:
I was back stage doing this interview type thing but eveyone except Dave was asleep and he was drunk and me and him go into a play fight and we were like yelling at each other and then I asked if I could get a picture with him so she changed into this neon yellow towel but he wore it like a girl (lol) and then he dragged me to the bathroom but for some reason it was the bathroom at my house and he told the camera guy who was with me to take some picks and then Dave started doing these gay pin up girl poses and I'm just like :O the entire time but my arm was around him. It felt so real OMG i was so sad when I woke up. Seriously I could like feel the towel and him when I put my arm around him :(

Just for the fun of it, I re-did pretty much all of my livejournal.

Layout by minty_peach I altered it a tiny tiny tiny bit
Header by me ("Goodnight Travel Well")
Mood theme by me (If you would like to use it ask me)
Profile image by Me

Just for the fun of it. Here's Ronnie




WHOOPS, HOWD THAT GET THERE. HEEERRRREEEESSS RONNIE.


Do you like it yes or no???

Reading deadbeatdancer journal entry made me realize how much I really miss Mr. Burrows. I wonder if he ever saw me blush at him. NGL I still have his pencil in his purse. That might sound creepy to you but if you saw this man you would understand. He was gorgeous and was so young, he is younger then Brandon plus he made science interesting and TBH I would try my best to use big words when I had to hand stuff into him and it's funny because my friend Sonya totally knew that I was trying to seem smart to him. When he drank his water it's like time took it's sweet ass time lol, and he would let us text in class AND swear. I miss school you guys, not just for Burrows or Galloway, but I really miss homework, I miss looking forward till the end of the day, I miss writing essays, I miss doing science equations, I miss finishing my social books before anyone else in the class, I miss writing about TK in english, I miss socializing with people, I miss looking forward to summer. Dont take school for granted, you never know what you have until it's gone.

Not only did I redo my LJ (What do you think of it)

BUST DUSTLAND IS UP ON ITUNES.

I KNEW WE WOULD GET IT BEFORE

THE

U.K HAHAHAHA


DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SO


EXCITED YOU JUST

HEAT UP WELL


YOUR BODY HEATS UP AND


YOUR MIND


IS GOING SO FAST YOU CANT EVEN

THINK. THATS WHAT I AM LIKE

RN AND

I'M TO LAZY TO CHANGE MY FONT

SIZE.





HOW DO YOU LIKE MY LJ?

WARNING. I'm redoing my journal so if it looks fucked up dont you judge me.

You guys I hate this, it's all I can think about. I really dont want to smoke but this odd random craving is CRUSHING ME!
I'm trying to take my mind off it by thinking of The Killers and it worked...until I remembered Brandon Flowers smoking and how I WANTED one and it doesn't help that my mom is a chain smoker, and my sister smokes, and my brother smokes, and pretty much everyone on my mom side smokes. I HATE IT.

I looked up herbal cigarettes and even then it's still bad for you because smoke is still Carbon and it's still bad for you.
I need something that will take this off my mind seriously i'm not a strong of a person and I know eventually i'm going to crack.

Anything, ANYTHING AT ALL that will help. Spam me with anything, pictures, lyrics, paint drawings, interesting stories about your grandparents ANYTHING!

I'M FREKIN BEGGING YOU AND I HATE BEGGING
I hate the fact that i'm willing to give up one of my friends just for a stupid stupid craving.